The Return

I'M BACK FROM CANADA!

Man's Chest Hair - I missed you! You still smell funny and it gets dark really early here! Er!
There is a green glass goblet on my desk and I don't know where it came from. My mum isn't here, and my brother seems to have vanished. Wait, everyone's asleep... makes sense, eh? I think I'll post my trip blog on here as soon as it's finished... I can put up whatever now, get a start, eh? EH? Can you tell I've been to Canada?