Self-Description through Facebook Groups

I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a dumbass.
I am fluent in sarcasm.
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song.
I stay up late and don't do anything productive.
It's not my fault what you said can be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo.
I don't smoke. There are cooler ways to die.
Awkward moments define my life.
Kids who hid in department store clothing racks while their mom was shopping.
I love naps.
And WHY can't my life be a musical?
Good grammar is hot.
The word "gay" is not a synonym for "stupid".
Against gay marriage? Then don't get one and shut the fuck up.
You know you're from Wisconsin if...
Reading is sexy.
Musicians make better lovers.
Minnesoooooooooootan accents kick ass. So suck it!
If cheerleading is a sport, then by golly so is marching band!
I'm glad Pluto's no longer a planet; it makes Gustav Holst's suite complete.
All the cool kids are Irish.
Finishing Harry Potter 7 is like destroying the 7th Horcrux of my childhood.
I go out of my way to step on a leaf that is particularly crunchy.
The floor is made of lava.
99.8% of teens do drugs... join this group if you like bagels.
All of you people who sing in the shower, ROCK ON!
Cat + toast = anti-gravity.
I fucking hate the animated talking paperclip from Microsoft. Fuck you, clip!
Lecture napping appreciation society
I am an organ donor!
Rest in peace, Robert Jordan.
A group solely for German-Irish people.
I heart old movies!
Can't stand cigarette smoke smell.
FADD (Friends Against Drinking and Driving)
I like to stay up late and laugh at the most un-funny things.
If it wasn't for Facebook, I wouldn't know your birthday.
All arguments can, and should, be solved by Rock Paper Scissors.
Band geeks, choir nerds and drama dorks.
Girls who have great boyfriends who treat them right.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure (Rocky Horror Fans)
Curling
The squirrels around my campus are insane and delightfully entertaining.
Fuck water fountains... it's called a bubbler.
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Ewan McGregor: a very strange, enchanted boy.
Bangerang Rufio!
Eric Whitacre gives me chordgasms.
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in movie quotes!
You're not an Eskimo... don't fuckin' wear Uggs!
It's my job to keep punk rock elite.
Peace.
I can't do homework unless it's due tomorrow.
For those who love weekends!
Fuck tan people, we're pale and happy!
Someone close to me has, has died from, is beating, or has survived cancer.
I hate it when the bottoms of my pants get wet.
Create laws to control outsourcing.
I'd much rather be naked!
Did you know chapstick had directions?
David Gilmour's guitar tone: so heavenly, angels are jealous.
You know you're screwed when the paperclip from Word starts yawning.
I really hate it when people don't understand my sarcasm.
Knowledge is power: fight the genocide.
Sometimes you just gotta be like "fuck this shit".
Iowa > Iowa State.
Bass guitar players.
Detention in the dungeons: for those in love with Sexy Severus Snape.
My music addiction makes me happy.
A group for people who hate everything except for the things they like.
All problems in Congress can easily be solved with an impromptu dance-off.
I have a "this one time at band camp" story.
I walk through the grass because the sidewalks take too long.
A bald Natalie Portman is hotter than a normal Kiera Knightley.
I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!?
Iowa - the Hawkeye State
Appreciate your inner nerd... it makes life more fun!
I <3 International Music Camp.
I hate binary gender, like a lot.
Kane is the greatest last name.
Brown-eyed babes
How many trombone players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Getting caught in the rain...
ROWSDOWER!!!
FFFFotC (Friends, Fans, and aFiccionados of Flight of the Conchords)
Control the oil crisis!
It's great if you don't want to be a party, but don't be a twat about it.
Disney is dirty.
Seahorses: they're doing it, and they're doing it right!
I choose (RED).
I shower... NAKED!
Every time you listen to Fall Out Boy, the gods of Rock kill a kitten.
Officious seeing-eye bitches of Heritage Touring.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Bring Futurama back.
A little less treble and a lot more BASS.
I'd let Holden Caulfield catch me in the rye any day.
Duck-billed platypus association.
People who with they would take the "is" out of the status thing.
Cheese is not a junk food, it's AWESOME!!
Cough drops... JOIN THE ALLIANCE!!!
Anti-McDonalds
Please God, give me Tim Curry's legs.
I spend my summers at Belin-Blank.
Don't deny it... you totally like to look up dirty words in the dictionary!
"I see you shiver with antici---pation" (Tim Curry)
I sing along to everything. It annoys you? Well that makes it more fun!
Scissor Sisters: bring on the glitter mascara and the rainbow disco ball!
If you do the speed limit in the fast lane, move the hell outta the way.
Green olives are truly superiour to black olives.
Black coffee drinkers of the world unite!
James and Oliver Phelps from Harry Potter.
Not all vegetarians are crazy PETA members.
Target is far superiour to Wal-Mart.
Weird people make life interesting!
For those people who have ever been asked if they were drunk/stoned.
"Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney".
I can't get those damn iPod headphones to stay in my ears!
I like people who smell like laundry detergent.
Cult of the Free Thinkers
I drive a minivan and I'm still a badass.
Sympathetic people to birds who die from hang gliding.
I'm proud of my impractical major!
I enjoy rice.
Dark chocolate kicks milk chocolate's ass!
A night on the town isn't complete without Jimmy John's!
The Citizen Kane Appreciation Group
The Lying Around Club
Cover your mouth when you cought 'cause I really don't want your germs.
Back to pen and paper.
I'd wear less black but it's so much easier to do laundry!
Coates is definitely the coolest teacher at WD.
The band geeks that are going to take over the world!
Finding old photos is scary but really cool.
I think that Chandler Lauridsen is AWESOME!!!
Jimmy Pop rocks.
We employ a lofty vernacular in an ostentatious fashion... what of it?
Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" music video impacted my formative years.
Anyone notice how "Minute Maid Lemonade" rhymes?
John Entwistle... GOD/Ox.
I eat Oreos in a strange and artistic way.
I heart the fireworks that go off when you win at Spider Solitaire.
I hate when you take a bite of pizza and all the toppings fall off.
I smell sex and candy.
Allergies are my anti-drug.
Natalie Wood sucks at kissing James Dean; I can do better.
Fuck the system.
I'm perfect just theway I am, thanks!
People with last (or first) names that are also nouns.
I kick cars that drive on pedestrian walkways.
I am related to the Holkup family.
I hate the THX noise at the beginning of movies.